Folks, grab your decoder rings and prepare for a conspiracy-laden treasure hunt, because the mysterious Wyatt Sicks saga just got a fresh dose of brain-busting QR code madness. That’s right, WWE has dropped another QR code during Monday’s episode of “Raw,” and it’s packed with more clues than a murder mystery at a Scooby-Doo convention. No one’s been spotted creeping around in a white sheep mask just yet, but if we wait long enough, anything’s possible.
Fans who scanned the new QR code were promptly thrown headfirst into a retro-styled website (straight out of the Matrix’s weirder cousin) where they were greeted by a mysterious cipher reading, “IT IS ANOTHER THING TO MEDDLE AND YOU ARE MEDDLING.” I mean, I’ve heard of getting into someone’s business, but this is next-level meddling, folks—Nancy Drew wouldn’t even touch this one. Oh, and because nothing screams mystery like a reference from the New Testament, the word “Akouo,” meaning “to hear,” was tossed in there, just to keep things biblical.
Now, if you thought we were done with cryptic wordplay, think again! Clicking around like you’re playing WWE: Escape Room Edition leads to coordinates all across the U.S. People on the internet (bless them) have already connected the dots to spell “I hear you, -EPP,” which either means Wyatt Sicks is going full National Treasure, or we’re being trolled by a particularly cryptic GPS. Also, shoutout to Proverbs 18:13—always nice to have a bit of scripture with your sinister QR codes.
But wait, there’s more! Another click and you’re treated to a vintage-filtered image of Bo Dallas, staring at a TV screen like he’s wondering how on earth he ended up in this family business. The text on the screen? “People only see what they are prepared to see.” (Deep, right? Makes you want to re-watch your favorite conspiracy documentaries, just in case you missed something.)
Then comes the good part—a glitchy photo featuring two masked figures. On the right, a character wearing the famous white sheep mask—Erick Rowan, is that you? And on the left, a black sheep mask, which hardcore fans will recognize as Braun Strowman’s old accessory, back when he was part of the Wyatt Family. Braun’s been busy wrestling with Bronson Reed lately, but maybe he’s been moonlighting as a masked prophet in his free time. Either way, this tease is stoking the fires of anticipation for whatever’s next.
And if you thought cryptic imagery and coordinates were enough, oh no. Clicking the cartoon face at the bottom of the screen triggers a 30-second audio file—because nothing says “fun” like a creepy monologue. The voice whispers, “We watch. We listen. We wait.” Honestly, it sounds like someone was watching too much Game of Thrones and took the whole “We do not sow” thing way too seriously. It ends with an ominous message that could’ve come straight from a cult leader’s playbook.
Finally, because no QR code scavenger hunt is complete without a bonus round, the video “Preparing for a Massacre” emerges. This informative little gem offers such uplifting wisdom as “admit your transgressions,” “run and hide,” and “prepare for calamity.” You know, the usual motivational Monday stuff. Images of apocalyptic destruction, false idols crumbling, and an overwhelming sense of impending doom fill the screen—real feel-good content, folks. And just in case the heavy-handed apocalypse message wasn’t clear, the narrator straight-up tells us to get ready for the “reckoning,” complete with threats of violence. Lovely!
In true Wyatt fashion, the video is cut off by glitchy images of Firefly Funhouse characters—yes, even Abby the Witch shows up for this nightmarish cameo. Oh, and don’t forget Bo Dallas making a return appearance, just in case you weren’t sure if this was all leading up to something huge or just a really elaborate prank.
With Wyatt Sicks clues dropping like breadcrumbs, and masked figures popping up like it’s a live-action Clue board game, fans are left scratching their heads. Will all this lead to Wyatt’s return? A new faction? Or are we all just pawns in WWE’s version of Where in the World is Bray Wyatt? Only time—and probably a few more QR codes—will tell.