Folks, it was huge—IYO SKY, the master of high-flying, the queen of the skies, somehow—somehow—defied all odds and took down the Bianca Belair on WWE Raw. I mean, let’s be real, this was like David and Goliath, except David has a mean moonsault and Goliath has better hair. After this jaw-dropping win, SKY wasn’t content to bask in the glory. Oh no, folks. She called in reinforcements! Tagging her Damage CTRL buddy, Kairi Sane, who’s currently rocking a stylish set of five stitches (you know, for the aesthetic), SKY threw down the gauntlet to Bianca and her powerhouse tag partner, Jade Cargill. And the crowd gasped—I mean, I imagine they did, right?
Taking to the ever-so-trendy platform X (Twitter, but for people who prefer mysterious letters), SKY declared:
“I proved tonight by a three count that we are worthy of the women’s tag titles. We want to challenge Bianca and Jade!!!!”
Folks, it was bold, it was brave, it was pure SKY.
Naturally, Bianca, The EST of WWE (because she’s the best, the strongest, the fastest, and probably the nicest, though maybe don’t quote me on that last one), fired back with some heat of her own. Responding like a true champion, she basically said, “Bring it on!” but with a bit more swagger:
“I [see] you [IYO SKY]. I’ll give it to you … You did your Big 1 tonight. Let me know when you wanna run it back … Or bring ya tagteam partna and then we can all really have some fun! Our Women’s division is [fire].”
Translation: she’s ready for a rematch or a tag match. Any match. Someone should probably tell IYO and Kairi to watch out for Jade, though—she’s like a human wrecking ball, but with more fashion sense.
So when’s this mega match happening, you ask? WWE’s next premium live event, Bad Blood, looms on October 5, but with the Women’s Championship and a possible GUNTHER vs. Sami Zayn World Heavyweight clash already on the menu, we might have to wait a bit. Patience, folks! But when it happens, let me tell you—it’s going to be huge. Huge like Jade Cargill’s biceps. Stay tuned!