Folks, hold on to your QR readers because WWE just dropped another cryptic bombshell on us. After months of silence—or should I say spooky, unsettling silence—WWE fans were once again treated to a mysterious QR code during Raw, and surprise, surprise, it’s full of weird, chilling vibes courtesy of the Wyatt Sicks. That’s right, the creepy collective is back with another rabbit hole, and it’s as cryptic as ever. It’s like playing Where’s Waldo, but instead of Waldo, you get cryptic symbols, eerie phrases, and a guy who looks like he’s from your nightmares: Uncle Howdy.

So what happened this time? Following a vignette filled with phrases that sound like they were pulled from a horror movie about a possessed typewriter—things like, “the words of the red grow stronger” (what’s red? Should we be concerned?) and “whispers like a thousand voices screaming in silence” (um, what?)—the QR code popped up, sending the WWE Universe scrambling faster than my poll numbers after an unexpected tweet. And where did this lovely code lead us? Back to a page called Kintsugi—sounds fancy, right? Well, it’s not a spa, folks.

This page is packed with subpages of unsettling prose and poetry with titles like “truth,” “purpose,” and “to be free”—very deep, very existential, very “I think my coffee’s haunted.” Along with it, there are handwritten notes that look like the type of things you’d find in a conspiracy theorist’s basement, referencing someone being chased and a circle with an arrow pointing to the center. Oh, and apparently, that’s where he lives. Who is he? Is it Bray Wyatt? Is it Uncle Howdy? Is it the guy who keeps stealing everyone’s WWE belts backstage?

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, we get images of Bo Dallas/Uncle Howdy looking at scrambled photos of indecipherable figures. Honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if the next QR code leads us to a video of Bo playing checkers with a ghost.

The Wyatt Sicks are clearly plotting their next move after wrapping up their feud with Chad Gable and American Made, but where this creepy rollercoaster is going next? Who knows? One thing’s for sure—no one’s going to be sleeping soundly tonight.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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