Folks, grab your popcorn, because CM Punk is not playing around anymore. During this week’s “WWE Raw,” the self-proclaimed Voice of the Voiceless sent a chilling message to Drew McIntyre ahead of their Hell in a Cell showdown at Bad Blood. Forget settling scores over coffee—Punk’s serving up blood, sweat, and maybe a side of tears!

Here’s the deal: Punk and McIntyre have been feuding like two ex-roommates fighting over who left the pizza out. After tying their score 1-1 with a Bash in Berlin Strap Match (sounds cozy, right?), you’d think these two would chill out. But no, Drew had to ambush Punk like a surprise bill after a long vacation, and now we’re here—strapped into the third chapter of this wrestling soap opera. Hell in a Cell, folks. Hell in a freakin’ Cell.

In classic Punk fashion, during his “Raw” promo, he did a little soul-searching, pondering how many matches he’s got left in the tank. (I mean, he’s not wrong—this guy’s been wrestling longer than some of us have had Netflix subscriptions.) But don’t get too sentimental, because Punk also made it clear that while he didn’t come back to WWE to win friends or influence people, he’s gained one hell of a mortal enemy in Drew McIntyre. And get this—he’s ready to become the devil to take McIntyre down. That’s right, folks, CM Punk is pulling a full Lucifer Rising act and promised he can’t “kill” Drew, but he sure can “make him bleed.” Dramatic? Absolutely. But would we want it any other way?

Let’s not forget the history here. McIntyre has been salty ever since Punk returned at Survivor Series last November, leaving in a huff like someone who just found out their flight’s been delayed—again. The bad blood hit new levels at the Royal Rumble when Punk injured his triceps, only to cost McIntyre the World Championship at WrestleMania. Since then, it’s been one win apiece: McIntyre snatched victory at SummerSlam, but Punk clapped back later in the month like a pro at a roast battle.

Now, Hell in a Cell is their final battleground. Will Punk make good on his bloody promise? Or will Drew finally send Punk back to whatever hole he crawled out of? One thing’s for sure, Atlanta is about to get messy.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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