Well folks, buckle up for a wild ride because WrestleMania 40 just served up a dish of surprises hotter than a jalapeño in July! Bobby Lashley and The Street Profits teamed up to take down The Final Testament in a downright gritty Philadelphia Street Fight. And guess who joined the party? None other than Snoop Dogg, strutting his stuff at the commentary table with that golden WWE title belt, while Bubba Ray Dudley made a cameo appearance as the guest referee – talk about a star-studded affair!

Now, let me tell ya, Scarlett and B-Fab were like two tornadoes tearing through that ring, causing chaos left, right, and center. From distracting the opponents to sending each other crashing through tables, they had the crowd at the edge of their seats, craving more action than a summer blockbuster.

But wait, there’s more! Montez Ford pulled off a move so daring it had me holding onto my seat – a suicide dive over the LED ringpost, sending The Authors of Pain reeling! And let’s not forget about Lashley, taking hits from every angle like a champ, including a kendo stick beatdown from Karrion Kross and his crew.

Then, out of nowhere, in comes Bubba Ray Dudley, ready to shake things up like a kid with a snow globe. Ignoring Kross’ protests, he whipped out those old-school glasses, delivered a classic “Wassssssupppppp” headbutt, and gave the green light for Ford’s frog splash onto Kross through a table – talk about a jaw-dropping moment!

And the cherry on top? Dudley standing tall with Snoop, Ford, Lashley, B-Fab, and Angelo Dawkins, basking in the glory of The Pride’s victory. Now that’s what I call a WrestleMania moment, folks!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *