Hold onto your hats, folks, because the Wyatt Sicks are back, and they’re bringing a whole new level of eerie to WWE Raw. The sinister stable made a spine-chilling appearance in the opening segment of Monday’s episode, sending shivers down the spines of fans and leaving Chad Gable running for the hills.

The show kicked off with Money in the Bank contender Jey Uso, but things quickly took a turn when Gable interrupted, sparking a heated argument about their families, stables, and, of course, the Wyatt Sicks. Just as things were getting intense, Gable narrowly avoided Uso’s signature splash by rolling out of the ring. That’s when the lights went out, and the haunting piano tune signaled the Wyatt Sicks’ arrival.

As the camera panned back, Uso was mysteriously gone, and the ring began to fill with smoke. Gable, sensing danger, jumped the barricade and fled into the crowd, only to be confronted by the terrifying trio: Joe Gacy as Huskus the Pig, Dexter Lumis as Mercy the Buzzard, and Erick Rowan as Ramblin’ Rabbit. Bathed in menacing backlight, they sent Gable scurrying up the arena steps, narrowly escaping an implied beatdown as the broadcast cut back to ringside.

The spooky surprises didn’t end there. Abby the Witch, now played by Nikki Cross, emerged from the fog to hand Michael Cole a VHS tape labeled “play me.” Last week’s tape showed Bo Dallas in a bizarre therapy session with his Uncle Howdy character, discussing the legacy of Bray Wyatt and the origins of the Wyatt Sicks.

When Cole played this week’s tape, viewers were transported to the eerie Firefly Funhouse. There, Dallas and Howdy engaged in a cryptic conversation about their purpose and the future of their faction. Dallas questioned Howdy about their ongoing mission and their place in the world, only for Howdy to turn the tables, challenging Dallas’ beliefs.

The most chilling moment came when Dallas revealed that the members of the Wyatt Sicks were not chosen but willing, forming a new family bound by their shared mission. He ominously hinted that Gable is their next target, calling out “false prophets” who exploit their families for personal gain and declaring that they must pay for their sins.

The video ended with a haunting fusion of Howdy and Dallas, chanting phrases like “I am nobody,” “I am all of us,” and “I gave them family.” As the chants grew louder, Howdy vanished, leaving Dallas alone in the Funhouse, only for Howdy to reappear and Dallas to disappear. The tape closed with Dallas’ disembodied voice saying, “There you are.”

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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