Let me tell you, folks, in a showdown that felt like watching King Kong duke it out with Godzilla, with maybe a bit of Mighty Joe Young thrown in for good measure, Oba Femi came out on top to keep his “WWE NXT” North American Championship belt at “NXT” Stand & Deliver. The match was a veritable battle of the behemoths, with Dijak and Josh Briggs initially teaming up in an attempt to take down the reigning champ. But, just like trying to keep a good man down or getting that last bit of ice cream from the bottom of the container, it just wasn’t happening.
The scuffle didn’t stay contained to the ring for long, spilling over like a debate that just can’t be contained by a moderator’s bell. At one point, Dijak tried turning the announcer’s desk into an impromptu chiropractor’s office for Femi. Not to be outdone, Dijak thought he’d go airborne but got snagged by Briggs, resulting in a collision that felt a bit like a ten-car pileup on the interstate.
But here’s the kicker, folks: in a move that had everyone’s jaws on the floor, Femi turned the tide. Imagine, if you will, a man so strong he could probably bench press a Buick, lifting both challengers as if they were a couple of featherweights. The crowd was buzzing like the secret service when they lose sight of me at a state dinner.
The climax of this titanic tussle saw Dijak about to seal the deal on Briggs with his Feast Your Eyes, only for Femi to swoop in like an eagle snatching a salmon from the river. He powerbombed Dijak onto Briggs and pinned Briggs to retain his title. Folks, it was a moment that’ll be etched in the history books, right next to the moon landing and the invention of the chocolate chip cookie. Oba Femi proved once again why he’s the top dog, the head honcho, the big cheese of the NXT North American Championship.