The Snooze Queen Preps for Her Return

Hold onto your pillows, folks! Wendy Choo, WWE’s resident nap enthusiast, is reportedly tiptoeing back into the ring after nearly a year out of action. According to the wrestling whisperers over at Fightful Select, Choo was spotted backstage at NXT’s Spring Breakin’ Night Two, and she’s penciled in to wrestle on “NXT Level Up.” Now, the only question is: will she stay awake long enough to make her entrance?

Mystery and Mischief in the Parking Lot

Let’s rewind to how we got here. Last year, Choo was abruptly written off TV thanks to a nefarious parking lot attack—because what’s wrestling without a little back-lot betrayal? The attacker, none other than new “WWE SmackDown” talent Blair Davenport, left Choo sidelined and viewers bewildered. Details on the injury were as murky as a detective novel fog, adding just the right spice of mystery to her dramatic exit.

A History of Hard Knocks

This isn’t Choo’s first rodeo with the injury bull. Back in 2019, she suffered a fractured ankle so severe it needed two surgeries over two years to fix. That’s more comeback time than most politicians dream of! Since signing with WWE in 2019, after a stint in the 2018 Mae Young Classic, Choo has morphed through various personas, but her latest—a narcoleptic character—has fans wondering if her tactics involve more strategy than somnolence.

From Long Slumber to Looming Showdown

Choo’s NXT career began with a bang during the “2.0” era, waking up from a literal and figurative slumber to aid Indi Hartwell and Persia Pirotta in a tag team match. With a fresh contract extension inked in 2021, Choo’s storyline could be heading towards a renaissance, or at the very least, a really dramatic wake-up call.

What’s Next for Wendy Choo?

As Choo gears up for her return, the NXT universe is buzzing with anticipation. Will she reintroduce herself with her trademark drowsy drama, or has her time off given her a new outlook on her wrestling career? With a potential match against Wren Sinclair on the horizon, Choo’s next steps are worth staying up for. Keep your eyes peeled and your coffee strong, because if Choo’s past antics are any indication, her return will be anything but sleepy!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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