In an absolutely unexpected twist of fate that’s sure to rock the WWE Universe, former NXT Women’s Champion Lyra Valkyria has been drafted to WWE Raw, sending shockwaves through the Monday night roster!

During a truly cinematic moment, captured brilliantly by WWE’s social media squad on X, Valkyria’s jaw nearly hit the floor as she learned of her new home in front of her NXT peers and a buzzing crowd. “I’m very surprised,” she confessed to interviewer Jackie Redmond, probably wishing she had practiced her poker face a bit more. “Let me just put it out there, folks—Lyra Valkyria is WWE Raw! I’m going to Raw!” The crowd erupted, chanting her name and “You deserve it!” as if they were part of her entrance music.

Reflecting on her impressive 165-day reign as NXT Women’s Champion, Valkyria couldn’t hide her emotions. “This means absolutely everything to me,” she said, tearing up faster than a contract in a no-holds-barred match. “Thank you so much to everyone here. I can’t believe my NXT time is over. How can I leave this?”

But don’t let the tears fool you—Valkyria’s got her game face on for Raw. “To the women of the Raw locker room, I just have one thing to say. I’m a former NXT Women’s Champion. I’ve already conquered this world and now on Monday nights, I’m coming to conquer yours.” Watch out, Raw ladies, it sounds like Valkyria is ready to turn your world upside down come May 6, when the new rosters lock in!

Is Raw ready for Valkyria? Are we seeing the rise of a new Raw goddess? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain—Monday nights just got a whole lot more exciting!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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