In what may be WWE’s spookiest storyline since The Boogeyman brought a sack lunch of worms to the ring, the Wyatt Sicks have escalated their mind games by kidnapping none other than former WWE Champion, The Miz. Monday’s episode of WWE Raw aired a grainy, ominous video confirming The Miz is indeed in their clutches, masked, tied to a chair, and understandably looking like he’s rethinking all his career choices.

The creepy vignette opened with a nostalgic twist: flashbacks to Bo Dallas’ days tagging with Curtis Axel as part of The Miz’s ill-fated “Miztourage,” which The Miz once promised would deliver stardom and family pride. Clearly, that plan didn’t work out for Dallas and Axel, who ended up with more pink slips than titles, setting the stage for Dallas’ new plan—a plot driven by revenge, redemption, or possibly just a general distaste for sparkly Hollywood types.

A Message from Bo Dallas: “This is About You, Miz.”

In the chilling scene, The Miz, duct-taped and helpless, tried desperately to convince his captor that he wasn’t even part of Karrion Kross’ Final Testament stable, pleading that Dallas might’ve nabbed the wrong guy. But Dallas calmly made it clear: this was personal. With a cryptic warning, he told The Miz he’d be burdened with the pain he’d inflicted on others, seemingly hinting at years of Miz’s underhanded antics in the ring.

Then, to make things even creepier, Dexter Lumis emerged from the shadows like a human jump-scare, wrapping his arms around Miz as if he were his very own wrestling teddy bear. The scene cut out with a haunting message left for viewers on X: “We will make him understand.”

What’s Next for The Miz and the Wyatt Sicks?

With the Wyatt Sicks pushing things into horror-movie territory, it’s anyone’s guess how far they’ll go in this storyline—or if Miz has any hope of escaping Dallas’ bizarre vendetta. One thing’s clear: The Miz may have to rely on more than his Hollywood charm to make it through this latest nightmare.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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