Liv Morgan, the reigning WWE Women’s World Champion and self-declared queen of sass, is at it again—this time using her razor-sharp wit to promote her beau Dominik Mysterio’s latest merch masterpiece: Dominik Mysterio-themed toilet paper. Because who wouldn’t want a wipe of WWE’s favorite “Dirty Dom” to really flush away the competition?
In true Liv Morgan fashion, she took to X (formerly known as Twitter) and fired off a spicy quip:
“Enjoy because this is the closest thing you losers will get to having Daddy Dom between your legs.”
That’s right folks, Liv’s got jokes, and apparently, some fiber-based marketing skills.
This cheeky remark follows the very public lovefest between Morgan and Mysterio—much to the chagrin of ahem certain ex-flames (looking at you, Rhea Ripley). Their post-SummerSlam romance went from zero to steamy quicker than you could say “heel turn.” After Mysterio helped Morgan retain her title against Ripley, Judgment Day has been serving up drama hotter than a WWE pyro display. And now, Dirty Dom is all in, proudly proclaiming Liv to be “100% better” than his former squeeze. RIP, Rhea.
Morgan’s been riding high since her title win at the King and Queen of the Ring in Saudi Arabia, where she bested Becky Lynch, and she’s not stopping there. With a fresh contract under Paradigm Talent Agency—who also manages big names like CM Punk and Damian Priest—Morgan is on her way to conquering more than just the ring. From starring in Season 2 of Chucky to sharing the big screen with Uma Thurman, Samuel L. Jackson, and Maya Hawke in The Kill Room, Morgan’s got her sights set on Hollywood next.
So, if you’re a Liv Morgan fan, you’ll definitely want to grab a roll of that Dom-inspired toilet paper, but don’t expect it to clean up her Twitter burns. Those leave a mark.