Folks, big news on “WWE Raw”—the mighty GUNTHER, the so-called “Ring General,” finally caved and gave Sami Zayn what he’s been begging for: a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. After weeks of ducking and dodging like a politician at a debate, GUNTHER finally accepted the challenge, but not without a little push. Zayn, ever the master of persuasion, forced his hand with a little goading and a well-placed reminder of the time GUNTHER had to explain to his dear father why he got beat by Sami at WrestleMania. Ouch. Very ouch.
Now, folks, GUNTHER’s ego couldn’t handle this verbal jab. Not wanting to admit to dear ol’ Dad that he’s been running scared, he unleashed his fury on Zayn with a brutal lariat and a devastating series of powerbombs. Then, with the kind of intensity only GUNTHER can bring, he bellowed that the match was on. WWE officials made it official for next week’s “Raw,” and the world’s trembling in anticipation.
You see, Zayn’s been itching for this chance ever since GUNTHER defended his title against Randy Orton at Bash In Berlin. Sure, Sami’s had a rough patch lately, losing the Intercontinental title to Bron Breakker, but let’s not forget the important part—he holds a win over GUNTHER. Not many can say that, folks. Only three others, to be exact. And this, my friends, is shaping up to be an epic clash for the ages. Huge, huge things coming.