Folks, you thought October would be cooling down? Guess again! WWE’s Bad Blood 2024 is turning the heat up to an unbelievable level in Atlanta. State Farm Arena? Practically on fire! We’re talking about the hottest ticket in town—so hot that even the Fire Department is starting to sweat. According to Dave Meltzer, the genius who knows more about ticket sales than Ticketmaster itself, Bad Blood tickets nearly sold out the second they dropped. Fans couldn’t click fast enough! And now? The secondary market is exploding. Tickets are going for a cool $275 minimum, and there are only around 200 left. Supply and demand, folks—it’s Economics 101.
What’s fueling this fire? Two words: CM Punk. Two more: Drew McIntyre. These two titans are set to clash in a Hell in a Cell match that could blow the roof off the arena—if it had one! Punk and McIntyre are 1-1 in their rivalry, with McIntyre winning at SummerSlam and Punk striking back in a strap match at Bash in Berlin. Now, Bad Blood will determine who walks away victorious, and folks, I have to say, it’s going to be huge. It’s the kind of match that makes ticket prices soar and scalpers smile. CM Punk himself is eyeing a shot at GUNTHER’s World Heavyweight Championship, but first, he’s got to survive the brutality of Hell in a Cell. No small feat, people. No small feat.
And let’s not forget the main event. At least, that’s what many are saying, myself included. Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes—yes, the American Nightmare—will be taking on Solo Sikoa and Jacob Fatu. The Bloodline family feud is hotter than Thanksgiving at the Trump Tower penthouse! WWE has even spiced things up with an epic cinematic promo on Georgia Tech’s football field. Very ambitious. Very cinematic. Very… me.
Rumor has it, Rhodes might enter with the University of Arkansas at Pine Bluff’s marching band. Let me tell you, folks, this is going to be bigger than a Super Bowl halftime show. Rhodes already knows how to make an entrance, and with the band blasting “Kingdom”? Goosebumps. Absolute goosebumps!
So, if you haven’t snagged your tickets yet, well, it might be too late. But don’t worry, you can always refinance your house and grab one off the secondary market. Just kidding… sort of.