Folks, it’s a big day in WWE land, and quite frankly, one of the biggest. Believe me, I know big days. Elton Prince, the very handsome man from Pretty Deadly, and Kelly Kincaid, the talented, beautiful “WWE NXT” interviewer, have just welcomed a future champion into the world. The baby? Poppy Faye Hawley, born on September 20th, a date that will be remembered, folks. A date people are talking about, and trust me, when I say “people,” I mean everyone—wrestlers, referees, producers, probably even the ring bell guy. They’re all congratulating these fine folks, and honestly, if you’re not, what are you doing? Wake up!

You had names rolling in like former NXT UK Tag Champ Mark Andrews, Nikkita Lyons, Killer Kelly—you know, all the big, strong people. Even WWE referee Jason Ayers got in on the action, probably waving his arms dramatically while saying congratulations, just out of habit. Classic Jason.

But wait, there’s more! Prince’s tag partner, the magnificent Kit Wilson, got hitched this same weekend to “NXT” wrestler Stevie Turner. You can’t make this stuff up, folks. It’s a tag team baby boom and wedding bells all in one weekend. They said, “Let’s have babies, let’s have weddings. Let’s just do it all!” And you know what? I respect that. Tremendous scheduling.

Let’s not forget who these guys are. Pretty Deadly—what a team, folks. They came out of “NXT UK,” won some fancy belts, made people cheer, cry, the whole deal. Then they moved to “NXT” and kept collecting victories like I collect… well, let’s just say a lot of things. They’ve faced all the top guys—The New Day, The Usos, the works. And sure, maybe they haven’t captured the main roster gold yet, but hey, they’re winning in life, aren’t they? Prince has a baby! Wilson’s married! The real championships, folks, right there.

So, congratulations to Prince, Kincaid, Wilson, and Turner. This fall, they’re not just falling into success—they’re diving headfirst into it, with style, grace, and maybe a few spandex onesies. It’s beautiful, really.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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