Folks, you won’t believe it, but we’ve got absolute mayhem in the women’s division. Complete chaos. A bigger disaster than a McMahon family reunion. It was a YUGE night on WWE SmackDown, where Nia Jax, your WWE Women’s Champion, was set to find her next challenger. But instead, we got what the legal community calls “a hot mess.”
Picture this: Bayley and Naomi, tag-teaming like a couple of seasoned pros, ready to take down Jax and Tiffany Stratton. The stakes? A title shot at Bad Blood for the first person to pin Jax. Simple, right? Well, believe me, it didn’t turn out simple. This was supposed to be about fighting for the gold, but instead, we got two women pinning the champ at the same time. That’s like two quarterbacks throwing touchdown passes at the same time— unbelievable but they pulled it off!
Throughout the tornado tag match—yes, folks, it was called a tornado tag match, and things were spinning out of control—Naomi and Bayley teamed up to clobber Jax, but there’s no honor among title-hungry superstars. Right as Bayley had Jax down for the pin, Naomi, like a woman possessed, broke it up. Then, in the spirit of WWE teamwork (i.e., none), Naomi pushed Bayley out of the way, only to be flattened by Jax again. But then—brace yourselves—Stratton, aiming to help her partner, accidentally broke up Jax’s pin. This is like watching someone try to fix a flat tire with a sledgehammer.
The match came down to a tangle of limbs that left the ref confused, the fans confused, and probably Nia Jax wondering why she signed up for this mess. Naomi rolled up Jax and Bayley’s arm somehow draped over Jax’s shoulders. I mean, this is the kind of teamwork that happens by accident more than design! So, with a mind-blowing double pin, both women technically won—sort of like two people showing up to claim one lottery ticket.
Now, you’d think this would set up an epic triple threat at Bad Blood, right? Wrong. SmackDown General Manager Nick Aldis, probably suffering from a headache after this wild ride, booked a match next week between Bayley and Naomi to decide who really gets that golden ticket to face Jax. Because what’s better than one inconclusive match? How about two!
Who will walk out the true challenger? Will Jax ever get a break from this insanity? Stay tuned, folks. In the meantime, stock up on aspirin.