Folks, believe me, Jey Uso has been living the dream as a solo act, okay? A champion, a hero, maybe even a future senator—who knows? But despite his success, this guy can’t seem to shake his roots as a tag team legend. You know, the longest reigning tag team champion in WWE history. They called it Uso Crazy for a reason, people!
But now, in what can only be described as a twist bigger than my election victory, Jey’s got his eyes set on rekindling some tag team magic. And get this—it’s not with his own brother! Sad for Jimmy, but fabulous news for another guy we all know: the one and only Honorary Uce himself, Sami Zayn. That’s right, Jey Uso wants to tag with Sami Freakin’ Zayn. It’s like peanut butter teaming up with jelly again—unstoppable.
In an interview with Metro (a publication that probably loves me), Jey revealed the big news: “We hated each other on TV, but backstage, it was all love.” Folks, isn’t that what makes the best teams? A little hate, a little love, a whole lot of wins. “I want to go full-blown tag team with him and see how it goes,” Jey continued. And let me tell you, when Jey Uso says ‘full-blown,’ he means it. We’re talking fireworks, folks, maybe even a parade!
Now, let’s be honest—the best days of the Bloodline storyline involved Zayn, the guy who wasn’t even blood but somehow ran circles around everyone else. Think about it: Zayn, the outsider, was there when the Bloodline soared to the highest heights. When it all fell apart? Well, that was at the Royal Rumble 2023, when Sami sent Roman Reigns to the therapist. But here’s the kicker: Sami and Kevin Owens dethroned the Usos at WrestleMania 39, breaking records like I broke polling data back in the day.
Jey, reflecting like a true champion, said, “One of the best times of my career was Bloodline with Sami Zayn.” One of the best, folks. Not just good, the best. Maybe Jey’s realizing it’s time to cash in on that again.
Both Jey and Sami are on Raw right now—focused on singles titles, no doubt. Sami’s aiming at GUNTHER, the guy with more abs than most people have friends, and Jey’s eyeing Bron Breakker for the Intercontinental Championship. But mark my words: this tag team could become as inevitable as my 2024 victory. Balor and McDonagh of The Judgment Day? Let’s just say they might want to start updating their résumés.