Folks, let me tell you, it was an absolute clinic in the ring on the season premiere of WWE Raw—big match, big stars, and yes, bigger wins. We had none other than Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill, two absolute powerhouses, defending their Women’s Tag Team Titles against the spooky, witchy, always-up-to-something team of Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn, known as The Unholy Union. And boy, did they come with the drama!

First of all, let’s give credit where it’s due: The Unholy Union earned their rematch fair and square after defeating Damage CTRL’s IYO SKY and Kairi Sane in last week’s number one contender’s match. Not an easy task, folks—those two are fierce. And don’t forget, these ladies first snagged the belts at Clash at the Castle in Scotland, their homeland, in a three-way thriller. But of course, Cargill and Belair, being the icons they are, snatched the belts back at Bash in Berlin, and trust me, they had no intention of letting go.

The action kicked off with Fyre and Belair squaring up, but, folks, within seconds, everyone was in the ring. Forget the tag—this was a brawl! Cargill, built like an absolute tank, delivered not one but two big slams, taking both Fyre and Dawn to the mat like she was clearing out a Black Friday sale. Big elbow to Fyre in the corner? Check. She was rolling, but Dawn had other plans, dodging out of the opposite corner like she was dodging the last-minute checkout line and getting control of the match.

Cargill’s tough as nails, though. She kicked out of a pin attempt—no problem. Tags in Belair, and boom—double cross body, then a moonsault off the ropes. The EST, folks. She’s flying, she’s shining. But wait, there’s more! She goes for a suplex from the middle rope on Fyre, and wouldn’t you know it, here comes Dawn interfering, because of course. The Unholy Union, these two tricky witches, delivered a huge double-team powerbomb to Belair. Big impact, folks. You could feel it from your living room.

Now, just when you think it’s over, here comes Cargill, swooping in to save her partner like she’s starring in her own action movie. She goes for her finisher, Jaded, on Dawn, but boom!—superkick from Fyre, because chaos reigns.

Fyre and Dawn pull out a Gory Bomb facebuster on Belair. It’s brutal. It’s intense. You’d think this was it, right? Wrong! Cargill makes the save again, and now we’re cooking with gas.

The final moment? Oh, you’re going to love this. Belair and Cargill hit their signature DDT-assisted German suplex combo—a move that’s quickly becoming iconic—and sealed the deal. Titles retained, folks. Champions remain champions, and The Unholy Union? Well, they’ll have to conjure up another plan for next time.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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