Folks, it’s big. HUGE. Mercedes Mone, the unstoppable CEO, walks into AEW All Out, takes a look at Hikaru Shida, and says, “Nice try, but this gold isn’t going anywhere!” And she was right, folks. SHE WAS RIGHT! Shida, bless her heart, tried everything. Falcon arrows? Check. Katanas? Triple check. But Mercedes? She’s too smart, too savvy, too… money.
Now, let me tell you how it all went down. There was a lot of back-and-forth—like two dogs fighting over the last bone at Mar-a-Lago. But Mercedes? She was calm, cool, and collected. The woman knows how to slow things down, control the tempo, and then BOOM! She strikes. She takes over. Shida, tough gal, she had her moments. A stiff strike exchange? Sure, she got the better of Mone. Went to the top rope like she was about to save the day. But guess what? Mercedes rolls out of the way! Like a true champion, she sees it all coming.
But folks, the audacity of Mercedes Mone? When she tried to channel the great Eddie Guerrero, I’m talking three amigos, a frog splash—she’s got class, folks, style! Shida caught those knees, though, ouch! Then Shida—she’s a good one—pays homage with three falcon arrows. That’s right. THREE! The crowd’s going wild. But then, just as Shida was about to seal the deal, Mone slithered out of the ring like a cat escaping its 9th life.
Then came the kendo stick. Oh, the temptation was there. Shida looked ready to swing for the fences, but she hesitated. Folks, hesitation is a dream killer. Mercedes, quick thinker, saw her opening. A chop block straight to the leg. Then BAM! The Money Maker seals the deal. Center of the ring. One, two, three. Mercedes retains her precious TBS Championship, and the streak lives on. Glorious, just glorious.
And let me tell you something, folks—Shida might be good, but Mercedes Mone is great. Unstoppable. Unbeatable. She’s on top of the world and staying there.