Well folks, it finally happened. Giulia, the former queen of STARDOM and the unmistakable gem of Marigold, has made her grand entrance into WWE territory. That’s right, she stormed into NXT No Mercy faster than a tweet gets fact-checked, immediately zeroing in on NXT Women’s Champion, Roxanne Perez, just after Perez successfully defended her title against Jaida Parker. Giulia? More like “Coming For That Belt-ia,” am I right?

Now, according to wrestling legend and man with too much inside knowledge, Dave Meltzer, this debut wasn’t your average “hi, nice to meet you” moment. No, no, no. WWE bigwigs were practically falling over themselves with glee.

“I know people in the company who were just very impressed with her presence,” Meltzer reported, probably while scrolling through 15 windows of spreadsheets. “Because all she did was come out, but the people knew who she was. She’s got a great look.”

Folks, a great look. And let me tell you, having a great look in the WWE is like finding extra fries at the bottom of the bag—rare and worth celebrating.

But wait, there’s more. Turns out Giulia has a little something we call “hard-hitting style,” and by “hard-hitting,” we mean she’s got kicks that make your uncle’s New Year’s resolutions look weak. Meltzer himself has said Giulia’s style might need some, let’s say, polishing. WWE probably isn’t too keen on Giulia turning Tuesday night into a weekly kickboxing tournament. After all, these NXT rookies have only been in the business for like five minutes, and no one’s trying to catch a black eye that quickly.

The real question, though, is when Giulia will actually lace up her boots for a proper match. WWE’s playing the long game here, folks, because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that debuts are like a fine wine—you gotta let them age to perfection. Plus, with all these NXT events coming up, you can bet your bottom dollar that when Giulia finally does step in that ring, it’ll be a showdown for the ages, like your favorite soap opera but with more slaps.

So buckle up, wrestling fans. This Giulia-Perez saga is just getting started, and you know it’s gonna be yuuuge.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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