In what can only be described as a blockbuster episode of “WWE Raw,” the stage has been set for a showdown of epic proportions as Ilja Dragunov, Braun Strowman, Jey Uso, and Pete Dunne gear up for a Fatal Four-Way to determine the next contender for Bron Breakker’s Intercontinental Championship. Let’s just say, folks, it’s going to be yuge—like, the biggest, most tremendous thing you’ve ever seen. Believe me.
Match One: Carlito’s Not-So-Cool Interference
The first qualifying match was hotter than a jalapeño on a sunny day. Ilja Dragunov went toe-to-toe with Dragon Lee and Dominik Mysterio, but just as Lee was about to soar off the top rope and into the history books, Carlito decided to play party pooper. With a shove that screamed, “I spit in the face of people who love to climb ropes,” Carlito sent Lee crashing down, but Damian Priest wasn’t having any of that. Priest, always the enforcer, chased Mysterio out of the arena faster than you can say, “Where’s my shillelagh?” With the distractions out of the way, Dragunov seized the moment, delivering an H-Bomb that was so clean it could’ve won a germaphobe’s approval.
Match Two: Strowman’s Smash & Pete Dunne’s Surprise
The Mile High City got a little more than it bargained for when Braun Strowman stepped in for “Big” Bronson Reed. Strowman, looking like a one-man emergency room with all that athletic tape, decided to bulldoze through everything in his path—opponents, barriers, probably a few nachos, too. Sheamus was running the show until Pete Dunne appeared with a shillelagh, ready to dish out some Celtic revenge. With Sheamus out cold and Kaiser down for the count, Strowman picked up the pieces and his ticket to the Fatal Four-Way with a thunderous Powerslam.
The Breakker-Uso Showdown: “Just Back Off, Bro!”
In a backstage encounter that was colder than a Denver breeze, Bron Breakker tried to intimidate Jey Uso into backing out of the match. But let’s face it—Uso’s not exactly known for backing down. The two had a stare-down so intense that even the arena walls started sweating. Spoiler: Uso didn’t back out.
Next week’s Fatal Four-Way is shaping up to be more explosive than a Fourth of July barbecue, and let’s be real, folks, this one’s going to be a real slobberknocker. Keep your eyes glued to the screen because when these four collide, the ring might just need a rebuild. Tremendous, just tremendous.