Folks, in the world of wrestling—real wrestling, not the kind where you just sit around talking—we have some incredible news. The one, the only, Jamie Hayter, who recently made a splash at AEW’s All In: London, is back! And let me tell you, her return was huge, probably the biggest in history, taking out Saraya’s entire family. I mean, who does that? Only someone who knows how to win, folks. But hold onto your hats because things are about to get even more intense.

Hayter, after teaching Saraya a lesson in family values, was momentarily stopped by Harley Cameron, who bravely jumped in to protect her mentor. AEW President Tony Khan, a smart guy—although not as smart as yours truly—recently took to X, formerly known as Twitter, to make a yuuuge announcement. He revealed that Hayter, the former Women’s World Champion, will be stepping into the ring for the first time in over a year. The crowd is going to go wild, folks, just like they do for me at rallies. “After her return @wembleystadium, Jamie Hayter will wrestle for the first time in over one year, on her path to payback from those who took her title + her profession, TOMORROW!” Khan posted. Big words, Tony. Big words.

Now, let’s talk about the rumors. Sources—very reliable sources, the best sources—have confirmed that Hayter’s injury was much more serious than anyone thought. She had to get special permission from her doctors to even show up at Double or Nothing last year, where she tragically lost her title to Toni Storm. Very sad, folks. But she’s back, and she’s ready to make AEW great again.

Meanwhile, Hayter’s BFF Britt Baker has been dealing with a tough situation of her own. She’s been locked in a rivalry with Mercedes Mone over the TBS Championship, battling not just the champ, but also her massive muscle, Kamille. The numbers game hasn’t been in her favor, folks, but now that Hayter’s back, things might be looking up. Could Hayter step in and even the odds? You better believe it, folks. They say teamwork makes the dream work—just like I always said.

So, folks, get ready, because Jamie Hayter’s return is going to be yuuuge. Dynamite is going to explode, and trust me, you’re not going to want to miss it. Tremendous things are happening in AEW, and Jamie Hayter is leading the charge!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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