Folks, let me tell you, WWE Raw just redefined what it means to “take it outside.” In one of the most jaw-dropping moments in recent memory, “Big” Bronson Reed and Braun Strowman took their beef to a whole new level – and by that, I mean Reed literally flattened Strowman with a Tsunami off a retaining wall onto the roof of a car. Yes, you heard that right: a car roof, which now looks more like an accordion.

The night started like any typical clash of titans – with the ring reinforced and commentary bracing us for impact. But when two monsters like Reed and Strowman collide, you know the squared circle isn’t going to be enough to contain the chaos. After some back-and-forth in the ring, where Strowman managed to slow down the red-hot Reed just enough to launch him across the mat, the action spilled out of the arena.

That’s when things got really wild. Reed, perhaps tired of Strowman’s antics, decided to leave the ring entirely. But Strowman, being the freight train that he is, wasn’t about to let Reed off the hook. The two tangled at the top of the ramp, and it looked like Strowman might have the upper hand – until Reed, ever the opportunist, blindsided him backstage with a garbage can shot that echoed throughout the arena.

From there, it was a demolition derby with human wrecking balls as they plowed through security like they were bowling pins. Strowman even sent one poor soul flying over a storage container and another crashing through a table. But the real carnage was yet to come.

Once outside, Reed climbed a retaining wall with the agility of a man half his size. And then, in a moment that will be replayed for weeks, if not years, Reed launched himself off the wall and delivered a Tsunami that crushed both Strowman and the car beneath him. The impact blew out the windows, crumpled the hood, and sent sparks flying from the vehicle’s ceiling, turning it into a makeshift pyrotechnics display.

As Strowman lay there, attended by WWE officials and medical personnel, Reed got to his feet, shook off any offers of help, and walked off into the night. If this doesn’t make Bronson Reed the most dangerous man on Raw, I don’t know what will.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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