In a wrestling world where the only thing higher than the dropkicks is the drama, Will Ospreay has done the unthinkable—again! That’s right, folks, the man who apparently doesn’t know the meaning of “take a break” has taken down Maxwell Jacob Friedman (better known as MJF, or just “The Guy Who Talks A Lot”). This time, the spectacle was so intense that even the popcorn guy was too distracted to charge $15 for a snack.

The showdown kicked off at AEW All In with entrances that probably cost more than your last family vacation. Ospreay, likely wondering why this is his life, came out swinging like he was late for tea with the Queen, going for a Hidden Blade right out the gate. MJF, always one to deliver a good stall tactic, countered, and the two proceeded to engage in a chess match that would make Bobby Fischer proud—if Fischer liked body slams.

Now, let’s talk about the wild card in this crazy deck of wrestling cards: Daniel Garcia, or as I now call him, “DJ Garsh Money,” who swooped in like a superhero with a questionable costume. Just when MJF was about to pull out one of his usual dirty tricks—probably another foreign object, because apparently, he’s run out of actual moves—Garcia said, “Not today!” and foiled the plan like a true sidekick. This opened the door for Ospreay to set up the final act.

The crowd? Oh, they were begging for that Tiger Driver ’91, the wrestling equivalent of dropping the bass at a rave. Ospreay, being the sensible man he is, kept it in his back pocket for most of the match, despite the crowd’s fevered chanting. Even MJF tried to use the infamous move, but Ospreay reversed it faster than a politician backtracking on a campaign promise. In the end, the Tiger Driver ’91 made its long-awaited appearance, and with a thundering crash, MJF was down for the count.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you thought this match couldn’t get more ceremonious, out comes Christopher Daniels—because what’s a victory without a guy in a suit showing up to hand you a shiny thing? Daniels, looking like the cat that ate the canary, presented Ospreay with the old AEW International Championship. That’s right, folks, the American Championship title that MJF had “rebranded” quicker than a tech startup is back to its roots, courtesy of Ospreay.

For those keeping score at home, MJF previously snatched that belt from Ospreay on the 250th episode of “AEW Dynamite,” cheating like it was an Olympic event, with seconds left on the clock. But tonight, justice—much like Ospreay’s aerial acrobatics—was served from a great height.

In conclusion, Ospreay has done it again, restoring order to the AEW multiverse, defeating MJF, and making sure that history remembers the AEW International Championship as more than just a temporary name change. MJF, meanwhile, will probably go home to nurse his wounds—and maybe rebrand his next title as the “AEW Galactic Championship” just to keep us all on our toes.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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