Ladies and gentlemen, believe me, when I say London just witnessed a spectacle so tremendous, so historic, that even Big Ben took a moment to pause and marvel. AEW’s All In Zero Hour was electrifying, but the real showstopper? None other than Dustin Rhodes, aka The Natural, scoring a victory for his team, followed by a wrestling legend making an appearance that had the crowd roaring louder than a jet engine over Heathrow!

You see, the match was a chaotic 10-person extravaganza, a pure battle royale, with bodies flying everywhere—inside the ring, outside the ring, maybe even in the concession stands (but you didn’t hear that from me). The brawl kicked off with Rhodes and Katsuyori Shibata diving under the bottom rope, ready to take on Mike Bennett and the ever-intimidating Brian Cage. And folks, let me tell you, it was a real melee.

But just when you thought it couldn’t get any wilder, Rhodes and his team decided to play a little dirty, delivering some synchronized low blows that would make even the toughest of men wince. Not to be outdone, Sammy Guevara took to the skies, hitting a Crossbody on Bishop Kaun from the top rope. Believe me, the crowd was eating it up like a plate of fish and chips.

The match had more twists and turns than a London cab ride, with Rhodes almost securing the win with his classic Cross-Rhodes on Matt Taven. But, of course, the Gates of Agony weren’t about to let that happen—at least not without some serious interference. They teamed up with Brian Cage for a Triple Powerbomb that looked like it was straight out of a Michael Bay movie. But even that couldn’t keep The Natural down. Rhodes kicked out, proving once again why he’s a legend in the making.

And just when you thought it was over, Guevara flipped the script—literally—with a Hurricanrana and a jumping knee that left Cage seeing stars. But it was Dustin Rhodes who set the stage for the final act, hitting a Twisting Neckbreaker on Taven, allowing Guevara to soar through the air with a Swanton Bomb that sealed the deal.

But wait, there’s more! Just as the dust seemed to settle, out came Kevin Von Erich, a true wrestling icon, slapping the Iron Claw on Taven. His sons, Marshall and Ross, along with the rest of the team, followed suit, each delivering their own Iron Claw, turning the ring into a Von Erich family reunion. It was a sight to behold, folks—a moment that will go down in history as one of the greatest in wrestling.

So, in the end, Dustin Rhodes and his team emerged victorious, but it was the legendary Kevin Von Erich who made sure everyone in London knew they had just witnessed something yuge. And let me tell you, folks, it was a win for the ages. Absolutely tremendous!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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