In a twist more shocking than my latest golf score, Monday’s “WWE Raw” saw a wild turn of events. Sheamus, fresh off a victory over “Big” Bronson Reed, got more than he bargained for when his former buddy, Pete Dunne, decided to play a little game called “Surprise, I’m Evil Now!”
Picture this: Sheamus, the man with more muscles than a seafood buffet, defeats Reed. But, just when Reed tries a sneaky post-match beatdown, out comes Dunne. Sheamus, thinking Dunne is still a pal, extends a friendly hand. Dunne, probably thinking, “Nah, not today,” leaves the ring. Classic bait-and-switch, folks. When Sheamus’s back is turned, Dunne strikes like a caffeinated squirrel, pummeling Sheamus from behind. To top it off, Dunne steps back, probably for dramatic effect, allowing Reed to execute his signature move, the Tsunami. If you’re wondering, yes, it’s as painful as it sounds.
This betrayal seems to set the stage for an epic feud between Dunne and Sheamus, possibly with Reed joining in on the fun. It’s like the WWE is setting up a wrestling soap opera, and I’m here for every dramatic twist and turn.
Let’s rewind a bit. Last week, Dunne and Reed squared off, with Sheamus stepping in to save Dunne from a post-match whooping. Dunne, apparently allergic to gratitude, looked like he’d rather be anywhere else and refused to buddy up with Sheamus again. Talk about a thankless job, right?
Why the sudden shift to the dark side for Dunne? Well, it seems his tag team partner in New Catch Republic, Tyler Bate, is out with a pretty gnarly injury. Bate, who ripped his pectoral muscle clean off the bone (ouch), recently had surgery and will be out for an undetermined period. He took to Instagram to share his post-surgery vibes, probably while high on painkillers and binge-watching “Friends.”
So, there you have it, folks. The WWE drama continues, and I, for one, can’t wait to see where this wild ride takes us next. Grab your popcorn, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!