Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and those who haven’t quite decided yet, hold on to your seats because the WWE has just slapped a big ol’ trademark on the name “Jacob Fatu” and his ferocious nickname, “Samoan Werewolf.” It’s like Twilight meets WWE, but with fewer sparkles and more body slams.

Trademark Tangles and Name Games

The trademark paperwork, hot off the presses at the USPTO, signals WWE’s intention to keep the “Jacob Fatu” name under lock and key. In a plot twist straight out of a soap opera, WWE also secured rights to “Samoan Werewolf,” a moniker Fatu has been using since his MLW days. You know what they say—if it ain’t broke, trademark it!

Interestingly, WWE had also flirted with the name “Caesar Sikoa,” which some thought might be Jacob’s ring name. Imagine the confusion at family reunions!

SmackDown Shocker: Enter the Werewolf

Last Friday, the “Samoan Werewolf” pounced onto the SmackDown stage, leaving a path of destruction in his wake. His target? None other than the Undisputed WWE Champion, Cody Rhodes. And guess what? He’s seemingly joined The Bloodline, proving once and for all that family ties in wrestling are thicker than plot armor.

Criminal Records and Red Tape

Fatu’s road to WWE stardom wasn’t exactly a walk in the park. His past criminal record kept him grounded in the US, preventing him from jet-setting to international shows. Previous WWE brass weren’t keen on signing him for this very reason. But, lo and behold, a new regime means new rules, and Fatu finally inked his WWE deal in April. Better late than never, right?

Bloodline Battle on the Horizon

Mark your calendars, folks, because next month’s Money in the Bank is shaping up to be a doozy. The Bloodline is set to clash with Cody Rhodes, Randy Orton, and Kevin Owens in a six-man tag team match. Who from The Bloodline will step into the ring? That’s still up in the air, with Jacob Fatu, Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa, and leader Solo Sikoa all in the mix.

Fatu’s last tango was in March with GCW, teaming up with his kin, Zilla Fatu. Now, he’s ready to unleash his inner werewolf on WWE’s grand stage. Can Rhodes, Orton, and Owens survive this supernatural showdown? Stay tuned, wrestling fans!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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