Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your hats, because Tony Khan, the mad scientist of wrestling, has done it again! During this year’s AEW Double or Nothing extravaganza, Khan, with the lovely Martha Hart by his side, announced that the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament is back, bigger and bolder than ever. This time, it’s all going down in Owen’s hometown, Calgary, Alberta, where the maple syrup flows like wine.

Quarterfinal Fever: The Matches to Watch

Taking to X (formerly Twitter for those living under a rock), Khan unveiled the first pair of jaw-dropping matchups set to kick off tonight’s “AEW Dynamite.” Brace yourselves:

  • Claudio Castagnoli vs. PAC: This battle of the behemoths will be even more epic with Brian Danielson adding his commentary magic. Expect more fireworks than a Fourth of July in Texas!
  • Kris Statlander vs. Nyla Rose: Statlander, the alien queen, is ready to take on Nyla, the native beast. This one’s gonna be out of this world, folks!

The Future is Femme

On the women’s side, we’ve got a fierce lineup ready to rumble, including Willow Nightingale, Saraya, Mariah May, and Hikaru Shida. Their matchups are still shrouded in mystery, but knowing Khan, they’ll be unveiled with the drama of a daytime soap opera.

Men on a Mission

The men’s division is just as stacked, with Shingo Takagi and Brian Danielson confirmed. Given their ongoing feud, these two are like cats in a sack — it’s only a matter of time before they clash!

High Stakes and Championship Dreams

This year, the stakes are higher than a cat in a tree. The winners of both divisions won’t just take home the Owen Hart Foundation Cup and Belt; they’ll also earn a shot at the World Championship at All In London 2024. Imagine the drama if Mariah May wins and has to face her mentor Toni Storm. Friendships will be tested, and tears will be shed!

On the men’s side, we’re still waiting on a few more names, but rumor has it at least one entrant has a score to settle with Swerve Strickland. Get your popcorn ready!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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