Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your turnbuckles because last night’s “WWE Raw” brought us the eerie debut of the Wyatt Sicks, and it was more intense than a steel cage match on a caffeine binge. After endless teases and more fan theories than you can shake a kendo stick at, the faction finally graced the ring, leaving a trail of battered WWE stars in their wake, with Chad Gable looking like he’d been through a Halloween horror show.

On “Wrestling Observer Radio,” the ever-knowledgeable Dave Meltzer broke down the debut in his signature style. He noted the crowd’s electrifying excitement but raised an eyebrow at the potential pitfalls. “They murdered everybody, but the thing is, what happens when they have to wrestle?” Meltzer quipped, channeling the pragmatic wisdom of a wrestling Yoda.

The wrestling oracle highlighted a classic dilemma with supernatural characters like Bray Wyatt and The Undertaker—they have to “no-sell” moves, turning them into invincible juggernauts. “These guys have to be Supermen. And so many of them, and everything, doing the no-sell thing. I mean, does that mean Nikki Cross is going to turn into — remember when Alexa Bliss had that superhuman strength for a while?” Meltzer mused, invoking memories of Alexa’s short-lived She-Hulk phase.

As for the faction’s future, Meltzer speculated that Jey Uso might be the first major adversary the Wyatt Sicks will face. The reasoning? Their debut timing and Jey’s entrance, which features lights reminiscent of Bray Wyatt’s trademark style. “I can see it now, it’s really obvious. But you know, it’s like I guess the big feud would be Jey Uso because Jey was doing the Bray Wyatt entrance?” Meltzer pondered, making us all wonder if Jey’s about to get a crash course in spooky faction warfare.

In the wild world of WWE, where supernatural shenanigans and real-world wrestling collide, only time will tell if the Wyatt Sicks can maintain their menacing mystique or if they’ll trip over their own theatrical capes.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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