In a night filled with drama that would make a soap opera blush, Sami Zayn retained his Intercontinental Championship, while Alpha Academy turned into a circus of chaos and confusion at WWE’s Clash at the Castle. Picture this: the crowd is roaring for Zayn, but Gable has his hype squad of Maxxine and Otis in his corner. Let the games begin!

The match kicked off with Gable flexing his muscles and taking charge. He then decided to play the role of sneaky villain, handing Maxxine the championship belt to whack Zayn while the ref wasn’t looking. But Maxxine, clearly not a fan of getting her hands dirty, hesitated. In true dramatic fashion, Gable dragged her onto the apron to scold her, only for Zayn to swoop in with a Helluva Kick that narrowly missed Maxxine’s pretty face. Gable hit his signature Chaos Theory suplex, but Zayn kicked out like a champ.

Things heated up as Gable continued his tirade against Maxxine outside the ring. Otis, looking like a confused bear, stepped in. Zayn, sensing an opportunity, climbed to the top rope but ended up body-slamming Otis thanks to Gable’s shove. Not satisfied, Gable tried a moonsault onto both men, hitting it like a pro. However, a second attempt in the ring saw him eating canvas instead of glory.

The chaos didn’t stop there. Back outside, Zayn tripped Gable, who then accidentally clobbered Maxxine’s ankle. Otis, now seeing red, got up in Gable’s face, but our confused bear was torn. He tried to strike Zayn but got a heartfelt plea from Maxxine. In a move that left everyone stunned, Otis scooped up Maxxine and walked away, leaving Gable to fend for himself.

With Gable distracted, Zayn delivered a Helluva Kick that sealed the deal, pinning Gable for the win. Moral of the story: never trust a bear with a heart of gold, and always watch your back when Zayn’s in the ring.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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