Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and wrestling fans of all ages, gather ’round! We’ve got breaking news hotter than a steel chair to the face. During Sami Zayn’s entrance on WWE Raw, the screen decided to get all flickery and spooky with the word “massacre” and a bunch of Pluto signs. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, a QR code pops up like a surprise RKO, leading us to the latest Uncle Howdy mystery at Clash at the Castle.
So, what did this magical QR code reveal? Let me paint you a picture. Imagine a table that looks like it survived a tornado, littered with reading materials and doodles that scream “I’m deep and mysterious.” On a piece of loose leaf paper, someone scrawled “Remember who you are” in red—because if it isn’t red, it isn’t creepy. There’s also a drawing of a circle with a slash through it and phrases like “when the circle was broken, they were let loose” printed around it. It’s the kind of thing that makes you wonder if someone let a kindergartener into a philosophy class.
In the background, we have a partially visible book titled “Mis(diagnosis)”—because normal titles are for the weak. Center stage, there’s another open book with someone pondering existential questions like “Is he me, or is that what he wants me to think?” It’s like the Uncle Howdy version of a soap opera cliffhanger.
But wait, there’s more! The QR code also dropped some heavily edited, glitch-tastic images of what fans are guessing could be Uncle Howdy, Nikki Cross, and Joe Gacy. These pictures are so distorted they make Picasso’s work look like high-definition photography. Alongside these visual puzzles, we have a photo of a green and blue aura with broken text that, when pieced together, spells out “massacre 6 17 24.”
Mark your calendars, because June 17 is the date of the next WWE Raw, where Uncle Howdy’s faction might make their grand debut. Rumor has it that the stable could include Cross, Gacy, Dexter Lumis, Erick Rowan, and Bo Dallas as Uncle Howdy himself. And let’s not forget Alexa Bliss, who might be making her return to the ring after welcoming her daughter in November 2023.