Folks, strap in and pop the popcorn because the April 29th edition of “WWE Raw” is shaping up to be a blockbusting bonanza of brawls and drama! As the WWE Universe hovers on the edge of their seats for the Backlash Premium—just peeking around the corner on May 4—we’ve got a smorgasbord of surprises waiting to unfold.

First up, we’ve got the WWE Draft’s nail-biting sequel. After the opening act on “WWE SmackDown,” where fortunes were tossed around like hot potatoes, the saga continues. Jey Uso and Ricochet—our resident high-flyers—have secured their Raw royal seats, while Andrade packs his bags for “SmackDown” shores. But before they part ways, these warriors will clash in a six-man tag team showdown against the notorious Judgment Day. Talk about a farewell tour!

Now, let’s chat about our reigning WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Damian Priest. Locked onto “Raw” like Fort Knox, he’s not going anywhere, folks. Meanwhile, Finn Balor, Dominik Mysterio (injured but undaunted), and JD McDonagh are floating in the draft pool, waiting to be scooped up together—because who splits up a band right before their world tour?

And let’s not forget the sidelined superstar, Rhea Ripley. Out of the draft but not out of our hearts, she’s on injury leave with a shoulder that’s seen better days. She’ll be watching from the sidelines, probably tweeting up a storm, as her Judgment Day comrades face the music—will they stay or will they go?

So, get ready for a rollercoaster ride, WWE fans! Tonight, “Raw” is where the legends live and the future of Judgment Day hangs by a thread. It’s more thrilling than a season finale—no script necessary!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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