In what can only be described as a musical smackdown, TNA wrestling sensation Joe Hendry has not only pinned his opponents in the ring but now he’s pinning down the charts! This week, the UK’s very own wrestling troubadour has climbed to the number one spot on the daily iTunes chart with his rockin’ entrance theme, “I Believe in Joe Hendry.” Take that, Taylor Swift and Hozier!

That’s right, folks—while you were busy wrestling with your daily chores, Joe Hendry was busy becoming a chart-topping superstar. And how did he do it? By rallying his legion of fans, who apparently can execute a purchase on iTunes just as swiftly as Joe executes his finishing moves. Hendry’s rallying cry was simple: “Confuse the world by taking the top spot.” And confuse he did!

“Joe Hendry needs you,” he declared from his digital soapbox, revealing his chart positions like a proud father: number one in the UK, eleventh in Ireland, and forty-fourth in the USA. His plea continued, urging fans, “If you believe, get across to iTunes, Amazon, wherever you download your songs, go do it and let’s confuse the world. Let’s get to the top of the chart.”

Since signing with TNA in 2022, after a stint that started in 2018, Joe has not only nabbed the TNA Digital Media Championship but has also become the undisputed champ of parody tracks, throwing lyrical punches at the likes of Matt Cardona and AJ Francis. From the UK’s indie circuits to the dizzying heights of iTunes fame, Hendry has proven he’s as versatile as they come—wrestler, musician, and now, chart-topping sensation!

So, what’s next for this high-flying, high-noting superstar? Only the charts will tell. But one thing’s for sure: the world of wrestling—and music—might never be the same again!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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