Folks, let me tell you, WrestleMania 40 was a heck of a ride! And our guy Cody Rhodes? Well, he’s not just a champ in the ring, he’s a merchandising maestro!

Reports are pouring in from Fightful Select, and guess what? Cody’s done it again! He’s bagged over $1 million in merchandise sales during WrestleMania weekend, leaving his previous record in the dust. That’s right, he’s not just a titleholder, he’s a cash cow, folks!

But hold on to your hats, ’cause that’s not all! Roman Reigns and The Rock? They’re making history too, just like Cody.

Roman Reigns? He’s not just headlining one night, folks, he’s owning both nights of WrestleMania. Talk about double trouble! And with nine main events under his belt, he’s leaving Hulk Hogan in the dust! Sorry, Hulkster!

And The Rock? He’s not just rocking one decade, two, or three. Nope! He’s headlining in four decades, folks! That’s right, four! Move over Undertaker, there’s a new sheriff in town!

Now, let’s not forget Cody’s rollercoaster at WrestleMania. Night one may have been a bit rocky, but night two? Oh boy, did he come back swinging! Bloodline Rules, chaotic match, and bam! He’s the Undisputed WWE Universal Champion!

Talk about a storybook ending, folks! WrestleMania 40, you’ve outdone yourself!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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