As WrestleMania weekend looms closer than a surprise RKO outta nowhere, Triple H has dropped the match cards like they’re hot, and boy, are they sizzling! Just when you thought the WrestleMania weekend couldn’t get more jam-packed, the “SmackDown” General Manager threw in a 6-man tag team match for good measure, cranking the total up to a lucky number 13.
Here’s the scoop on what’s going down:
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- Rey Mysterio and Dragon Lee team up to face Santos Escobar and “Dirty Dominik Mysterio” in what can only be described as a family feud with added high-flying kicks.
- Bianca Belair, Jade Cargill, and Naomi vs. Damage CTRL is set to be a showdown so fierce, it’ll have Asuka, Dakota Kai, and Kairi Sane wishing they’d brought more than just their A-game.
- The 6-pack ladder match for the WWE Undisputed Tag Team Championships promises more drama than a telenovela season finale. With teams like The Awesome Truth and The New Day, it’s essentially a battle royale, but with ladders.
- Jey Uso vs. Jimmy Uso – because nothing says “family gathering” like trying to pin your sibling for a three-count.
- Sami Zayn is gunning for GUNTHER’s WWE Intercontinental Championship, in a match that’s bound to have more tension than Thanksgiving dinner.
- Becky Lynch is challenging Rhea Ripley for the WWE Women’s World Championship in what’s shaping up to be an epic clash of titans.
- And the pièce de résistance: Seth Freakin’ Rollins and Cody Rhodes teaming up against Roman Reigns and The Rock. It’s like the Avengers of wrestling, but with more spandex.
Sunday’s Spectacular Showdown:
- The 6-man tag team Philadelphia Street Fight might just be the most chaotic way to spend a Sunday since last-minute Christmas shopping.
- LA Knight vs. AJ Styles is set to be a masterclass in smack talk and smackdowns.
- The triple threat match for the United States Championship sees Randy Orton and Kevin Owens trying to dethrone Logan Paul in what’s basically a “no influencers allowed” match.
- Bayley challenging IYO SKY for the WWE Women’s Championship – get ready for a match so intense, it’ll need its own highlight reel.
- Drew McIntyre challenging Rollins for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in a battle that’s more anticipated than the finale of your favorite series.
- And finally, Rhodes challenging Reigns for the WWE Undisputed Universal Championship, because what’s WrestleMania without a little “who’s the real champ?” drama?
So, folks, strap in and stock up on snacks, because WrestleMania weekend is about to deliver more action, drama, and flying elbows than you can shake a steel chair at. It’s the most wonderful time of the year – for wrestling fans, at least.